A conversation I had with this little princess:
Madeline: with a serious look on her face, but no tears "Um, mommy, I think I broke my arm"
Me: "Oh really, what happened"
Madeline: "Uh, yea I think it is broken" (still serious and no tears)
Me: looking at her arm and being "concerned" "well, Madeline what did you do?"
Madeline: very serious now "well, mommy, I was just jumping on my bed and I fell off..(short pause)...I guess that means my butt is going to hurt now" (b/c she is going to get a spanking for jumping on her bed)